Sunday, June 14, 2015

Some number of reasons to go to The Palouse

The Palouse, eh? What is that?

You know when you first installed Windows XP and your background had these nice green hills? That's the Palouse. It's a place where crappy photographers ("tourists", really) fail to capture their experiences and good ones find amazing pictures.

So yeah, lots of great pics to be had. Be ready to sleep weird schedules as you become like a predator, chasing your shots at sunrise and sunset. And since you'll want to do this in the summer, that's like 5am and 9pm. You can stay in places like Colfax, population 2800. There's a Zip's, a Subway, a Papa Joe's ... Eddy's Chinese Kitchen, and Westside Pizza operates out of someone's living room. You might think this list goes on, but no, that's it. Evidently the flood of photographers and weddings in June, July and August completely fill and sustain a Best Western.

Being just an hour south of Spokane, I'll be coming back again. No doubt. If I'm bringing anyone with me, I'll just set them loose tracking wildlife. So far on this trip we've seen:
  • A crow being divebombed by a smaller bird
  • Two small birds escorting an owl
  • Deer, everywhere
  • Hawks galore
  • Wild turkeys
  • Marmot
  • Magpie
  • Quail
  • Coyote
  • And Rowan says he saw a fox!
We've even heard rumor of the local karaoke bar.

 

Friday, June 5, 2015

So, what's good here?

While discussing running into "Grandmother Lovers" on TLC, a friend noted that Bridalplasty was the worst show they had ever seen. IMDB corroborates this: it's rated 2.9 out of 10. But, where does that stack up?

To compare, I looked at a the most popular reality shows and a few more that I've watched and found patterns:

Good Eats - 9.1
Most Extreme Elimination Challenge - 8.8
Survivorman - 8.4
Deadliest Catch - 8.2
Amazing Race - 7.6
Top Chef - 7.6
Chopped - 7.5
Pawn Stars - 7.4
Project Runway - 7.3
Property Brothers - 7.3
House Hunters - 7.1
Hell's Kitchen - 7.0
Duck Dynasty - 6.6
The Voice - 6.6
My 600 Pound Life - 6.2
America's Next Top Model - 5.5
The Biggest Loser - 5.5
Million Dollar Listing - 5.3
Say Yes to the Dress - 5.2
Dancing with the Stars - 4.7
Dance Moms - 4.6
Finding Bigfoot - 4.3
American Idol - 4.1
The Real Housewives of {whatever} - [3.6 - 4.3]
19 Kids and Counting - 3.8
Toddlers & Tiaras - 3.2
Bridalplasty - 2.9
The Bachelor - 2.8
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo - 2.7
Keeping Up with the Kardashians - 2.5
** - Grandmother Lovers is not yet rated

There seems to be a strong correlation with the content of the show and its ratings. For example, educational and legitimate-ish competition shows rank near the top. Shows where we just watch people make choices score in the middle, and shows about dysfunctional families pretty uniformly score low. Production value and major network status seems to have little to do with ratings.

So are shows featuring competitions fundamentally better? This can't possibly be the case.
Do audiences prefer to get excited about competition more than getting frustrated at what some brainless housewife does? Is an opportunity to learn inherently associated with higher quality? This last point gives me hope, and it seems that ratings do indeed correlate with the primary emotion they invoke:

Success and education are positives and frustration is a negative. The bulk of the shows in the middle kinda invoke none of the above. In this sense, we can say that all these shows at the tail end are worse than nothing. We're worse off for having seen them. And the Kardashians are the worst of all. Kudos.
 

Sunday, May 31, 2015

But ... who's the customer?

On a recent trip down the Oregon-Washington coast, we stopped in Montesano, WA for gas. Its population is just shy of 4,000, so it's definitely in tiny-town category. While using the restroom at their Chevron station, I noted that I could buy condoms from the vending machine. I chuckled at the time because the two options were:
1. Rough Rider (with nubs, for extra pleasure!)
2. Various flavored condoms (which I imagine you'd only use for blowjobs).
My estimation was that these were applicable exactly for the hooker scenario: even short-term flings rarely involve condoms for oral, and, well, you might want a little extra stimulation with a well-worn lady of the night. And nothing says hooker like a small-town gas station, I think?

Anecdotes about condom particulars aside, what would non-prostitute condom purchasing look like? Why would someone go into a gas station bathroom to make the purchase when they could just buy one of the regular options that are probably available on the shelf? If the person is a regular condom user, they probably buy in larger bulk from the grocery store, Costco, or Amazon (where prices are much lower, say, 25c a pop instead of the 75c required by the vending machine). Ordering online even mitigates the potential embarrassment of buying them (which is funny, it should come with a high five cuz you're gonna get some, and in a safer manner!). Even if you didn't plan on needing one and had to get one on short notice, I don't think the gas station restroom is the place you'd think to go? And I think most people aren't that embarrassed by buying them and wouldn't need the privacy of the bathroom to make their purchase. Unless ... it were for use with someone they just met outside at the pump, while the attendant was watching.

So, yes, I think the vending machines in the bathroom are exactly intended for the hooker scenario.

Maybe this was obvious all along.

Fun fact: while researching bulk pricing on costco.com, I discovered condoms qualify for use with flexible spending accounts!
 

Friday, May 29, 2015

Authentic shmauthentic

I love Chipotle!!!

"But it's not reaaaaal Mexican food!" someone might point out.

So? Sure, they label themselves as a Mexican Grill, but that's really just intended to give cues to the approximate content therein, as imagined by locals. I don't go correct everyone who doesn't really know what Hungarian food is. To them it means a thing, consistently, and that has value too.

To point this out, I feel, is more about the ego/hipster-ness of the antagonist: see, but I'm so traveled and in touch that I know the difference and know to appreciate the difference.

Who cares. It's delicious. As Shakespeare said, pulled pork and tortillas by any other name would still taste just as good.

Wide open spaces

A friend recently asked me about my take on open space work environments. He was prompted by this article. Here is my response:

Overall I agree. I'll end up restating a number of the points the author makes.
 
I'll start by saying that this is not Google's fault on any level though. The open office push, I think, gained steam because successful startups (primarily in tech?) were using it. I don't think it was so much an ideological thing, but rather a money thing: open offices are cheap because walls cost money. Also, as you hire more people, walls make your space less flexible and it's harder to scale it bit by bit (and/or revising those walls costs more money).
 
But, all out-of-touch managers saw was "these hip new companies all use open spaces! and that's what new hires expect! we have to adapt!" (I literally heard this from management at my work). Microsoft has mandated-ish that buildings be converted to open spaces because "that's the future!". So, I've bounced in and out of them as our group has moved from space to space. Mostly the open spaces are implemented as relatively large (20-50, roughly) grids of desks in a room, with some meeting rooms attached. The premise is that as the people you work directly with change, you just pick up and relocate to be around them. Then as you work, you automatically collaborate more, and collaboration is good! Our current space has offices, but we're encouraged to work in "team rooms" which are basically meeting rooms set up for 3-6 people working together on a project. I'll talk about my experiences in these later.
 
There's an inflexion point. I actually just talked to someone from Google a few weeks ago about this. Their model (at least at his office in Seattle) is different, they had rooms for 4-5 people. He said that was actually pretty nice. Then they grew and now there are 10 people in a room. He said the qualitative experience has totally changed: it's packed, too noisy, too many conversations: it's over-collaboration. More accurately it's not collaboration anymore, it's just noise.
 
Another anecdote: when open spaces first came up, another team took a straw poll. 23 of 25 of their developers said they did not want to be in an open space. 2 didn't vote because they were on vacation. What I've found is that developers tend to like it a lot less. Designers, PMs, marketers like it a lot more. The key difference is that developers spend much more time in deep, analytical thought, whereas the others spend a lot more time just trying things out, getting micro-feedback, etc. Our PMs, as a whole, seem to like open space.
 
My experience is similar. Our first foray into open space was about 4 years ago. 8-10 of us moved to an experimental space for two weeks. It was a lot of fun, but, there were certain tasks I could not get done because I couldn't go more than 10-15 minutes without an interruption. The bar for asking for help goes way down: people will just ask things they can look up easily, questions devolve into conversations, and context switches/interruptions end up making up the whole day. We then tried a second time a year later in a similar-sized space and my experience was the same again. And it's been the same in our team rooms. When I actually have to get real work done, I want to retreat into my private office and make it harder for people to talk to me.
 
There's a notion that social contracts develop, and that these rampant interruptions will normalize, but! This is often accompanied by people trying to cocoon themselves into noise-canceling headphones, or just agreeing that "we don't talk right now". In other words, virtual office boundaries get set up and even though we can all see each other, we've now canceled out the claimed benefit of the open space. The claim that the open space increases collaboration has never held water for me, as I've always told my managers: "having offices has never stopped me from being able to ask the right people the right questions".  
 
Another fun anecdote I heard is from an interior designer. They said "the hallmark of a well-designed space is that people just function naturally in it". In the open space, people actively have to take on tasks to make the space functional (headphones, social contracts, ... ). I actually kinda like this best as a simple reminder that it doesn't actually _work_, rather, we can _get it to work_.  
 
I really think this last paragraph is my favorite way to sum it up and really gets to the root of the issue: when you have to fight your environment, it's not an ideal environment.

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

An odd correlation?

I don't have proof, just anecdotes, and perhaps confirmation bias...

Do conservatives more often flaunt their middle name? While reading through forum comments, I feel like conservative opinions are more often attached to names like William James Hobart or Mary Jean Louise-Kay.

If true ... why is this?

Is it a tie to formality?
Is it pride in individuality?
 

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Is medicine our species' cancer?

Medicine is used to fix cancer, stupid, what ARE you talking about?

Bear with me here for a second.

Assuming you believe the theory of evolution, we've arrived at each new iteration (species) by selectively breeding for traits that help us pass those traits on to the next generation. There's a key here: the traits really only need to benefit our ability to make more offspring. After the new generation is born and independent, there's questionable benefit to the parents staying alive. In practice, all the selective breedings are really accidental combinations of two people's genetic goo. The selector is the external environment (in much the same way that a dog breed is hostile to the un-cute puppies).

Medicine has improved by leaps and bounds over time. Not that long ago, being born diabetic would have been an early death sentence with a very low odds of that person having kids. Assuming diabetes has a genetic link, those exhibiting the issue would have been pruned from the gene pool  by, effectively, our species' immune system. Go back just 500 years and people with bad eyesight would likely have met the same fate.

At the species level, we self-correct failures. Testing against the real world validates which people will lead to stronger branches of descendants. Medicine counters all this. We are now able to manage poor eyesight, diabetes, mental retardation, many cancers, etc. Socially we've accepted that it's unfair to let people who lost the gene pool lottery die. This is a statement of fact, which leads to the inevitable conclusion that these people will reproduce, adding more and more defects to the species gene pool.

I'm not advocating eugenics here, just drawing conclusions from the state of the world as I see it. But, what's the outcome? Medicine should, in effect, keep pace with increasing rates of disease. After all, it was that effectiveness that leads to previously unfit people surviving. However, it feels like a fragile end-game. Will we reach a state where each individual has to many flaws that they require constant attention to survive? And then the next flaw causes it all to come crashing down?

In short, medicine allows our unproductive divisions to survive, and possibly take over the whole system.